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You said it would be like Star Wars.
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- It's nothing like Star Wars.
- Yes, instead.
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Allies and an evil empire.
Hitler is Darth Vader, R2-D2 is Churchill.
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And where is Han Solo?
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- It's the best thing in Star Wars.
- Han Solo isn't always around, Germaine.
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Not in World War II, for example.
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Then I don't care
World War II.
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She's my mother. Yes, yes
asking where his grandfather is.
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You answer, Germaine. And if you
asks what's for breakfast say,
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oat soup. I don't want you to
boasts of its cereal wafers.
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Hi grandma, I'm Germaine.
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No, it's in the bathroom.
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I don't believe it!
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Yes, I'll tell him.
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Oh my God! This is a big one.
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I have some news. I'm full of news.
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They're like Channel 4 news
with Krishnan Guru-Murthy
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and Zeinab Badawi!
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- Grampa!
- What is it?
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Get out of there! You absolutely must listen to me.
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What?
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Really grandfather. I have great,
great news.
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You will never believe what
I'm about to tell you. This is amazing stuff!
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- Tell me then.
- Your mother is dead.
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My... my mother is dead?
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I've always dreamed of going to a funeral,
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so I want to be at my best
for this great event!
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Subs4you and Serial Crush present:
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Raised by Wolves 1X05:
Little Orphan Mannie
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Translation: Memme,
Ceebi, MissGiovi, Glo
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Review: Rebekah24
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How about these shoes for the
funeral, mother? They are 90% black.
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They're fine. But cover the logo
with black tape.
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I wouldn't want to sponsor Nike
in front of a grave.
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- You can't say "just do it" to a dead woman.
- Five days and I still feel sad.
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Grief really makes you think,
right? Death...
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It's such a bummer. Why
do people have to die?
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If there were no death, we should
do the same things forever.
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Poor great-grandmother Joanna.
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It was so good.
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He let us play with it
his diabetes machine
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and gave us tarts afterwards
brushed your teeth.
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Why her?
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Germaine was 92 years old.
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But he still had a lot to live for.
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No, that's not true. He stayed all day
in an armchair watching quizzes on TV.
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Now that's life! I would like to
absolutely live like this.
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Am I okay, Mom?
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It's my witch costume for Halloween, but
without the hat, the nose... and the wart.
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Color the stripes on the tights
and you're ready, baby.
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This hat is very Elizabeth Taylor.
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I could definitely create one
fragrance in this hat.
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Dad?
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Are you OK?
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What?!
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I arrive.
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What happened mom?
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Your fucking grandma shit downloaded the
grandfather. 5 days after his mother died.
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- Five days!
- Are they separating?
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No. He just abandoned him.
In a pitch.
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Like a crappy mattress.
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Anyone who has peed
in the last half hour... in the car!
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Get in, dad.
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I don't know what happened, Del.
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One minute before we were leaving
at the NEC for the food fair
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and the next moment, he pulled over
and he threw a hook at me.
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He said he couldn't hear the
traffic news with my sobs.
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So he wants to walk around for that
Proud denying that she's mortal too, huh?
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I think that's his plan.
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James Martin will hold a show of
kitchen. I'll go there to annoy him.
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Grandpa,
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do you think you'll eat that kebab?
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- Mom!
- The pain will not go away by eating, Germaine.
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Find another way to deal with yours
emotions and that doesn't make you cry.
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On a scale of 1 to 10,
How sad are you now?
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Seven?
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Well.
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Let's go up a step.
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Yoko, open the curtains. Aretha, stop it
with this whiny bullshit.
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Do you prefer this one?
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Make him a cup of tea.
And put some brandy in it.
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You will not return to that heartless monster.
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You will stay with us. At least until
at the end of the funeral.
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But I need my dress, Del.
The dress and good shoes.
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I can't go to the funeral
of my mother in moccasins.
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These are my smoker's shoes
hardened. They are inappropriate.
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Don't worry. Aretha, you will come with me.
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We'll go get the things, I need a partner
cold as death and nerves of steel.
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Yes. All right.
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Just...
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let's not talk about cold and dead, mother.
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Right. No cold and death. Sorry, dad.
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It slides on me, Del. I'm in the abyss.
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Control him like a vulture. Put
about something cheerful. Grease type.
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- Or the other one, where they go on a trip.
- But, mother, one film is as good as another.
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- Do as I say, Germaine.
- Okay, leave it to me.
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I look after grandfather.
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Wyatt had run out of milk,
so there is no tea or brandy.
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So I got you a Carlsberg
with a little Jack Daniels in it.
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A Carl Daniels, if you will.
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- We won't do anything illegal, right, mom?
- No. Of course not.
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Then why did you bring the truncheon?
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Don't tell mom. I have
prepared a mourning dish.
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We have to stay strong.
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To cry.
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Well. So what movies do we watch?
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What do you think of Bambi?
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It's not suitable. One of the parents dies.
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- Annie?
- Orphan theme.
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- Hello Dolly?
- Mariah is afraid of Walter Matthau.
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Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
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There's nothing scary about it
in meatballs, right?
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Rabbits!
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Cartoon rabbits. You can't go wrong
with cartoon rabbits, right?
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Thank you.
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Is everything okay, grandfather? How's the pain?
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It triggered some thoughts
on your short candle?
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We are all short candles, Germaine.
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Yes. But young people are long candles
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and the elderly are more than candles.
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There's not much wax in a candle, Grandpa.
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Anyway, let us know if
sadness comes over you, okay?
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Well, who wants some candy?
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Yes!
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Are you sure he's still in Birmingham?
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Nothing would stop her from telling Paul Hollywood
that her malted loaf swells her.
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This will help you.
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- Yes, I can kick him down.
- Mom!
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Grandpa gave us the key.
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It would have been nice to do that.
For old times' sake.
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Jesus Christ!
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The air here must be 90% Glade.
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My mother lacks unconditional love,
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because he replaced it with
the peach fragrance.
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Fiver is so cute.
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Bigwig is definitely the sexiest bunny.
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He's the Alec Baldwin of the den.
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Let's let in some light and air, shall we?
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She hates air and light.
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Look at these!
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They're horrendous.
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Germaine has 8 minds in that one.
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Mom likes shitty photos.
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If you are unfocused, demonic
or fat, I will frame it.
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The only one who got pissed off when
they invented anti-red eye.
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This is his absolute favorite.
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Love that damn photo.
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- It's the worst day of my life.
- You seem strange.
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I sound scared, Aretha. I had just
took a pregnancy test in the toilet.
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That damned Germaine made me
vomit, along with the Jagermeister
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and the bastard from the night before.
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Mom, I have chemical in my mouth. The molecules
of fishing in the air exceed the mask.
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Force.
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Let's take the dress and leave
from this painful snake pit.
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Why did the rabbit die, grandfather?
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The Black Rabbit of
Death has come, Wyatt.
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When the Black Rabbit arrives,
your time is over.
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Excuse me for a moment, children.
I'm going to get some air.
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I think I'm triggered
an acid flashback.
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I'm sure it's nothing, but...
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Oh, grandfather. Isn't that funny?
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We will miss him when his time comes.
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Don't worry, grandfather.
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It's just a cartoon.
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I was afraid of Daleks, until my great-grandmother
Joanna didn't tell me to call them Derek.
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She was a good woman, your great-grandmother.
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Not smart, certainly.
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He only understood last year
that Dame Edna was a man.
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But he was kind.
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The tooth fairy stopped coming
only when he had that fall.
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Don't worry about me, Yoko.
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I've been through worse.
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In June 1978, I met the
devil at a party in Bloxwich.
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Have you met the devil?
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The Devil is always on
guest list, Yoko.
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Especially when you smoke the stuff
high quality Moroccan.
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Anyway, you go back inside and finish the movie.
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I'll take a walk around.
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I will drown my sorrows on the sidewalk.
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Hey, don't look in the little drawers.
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I can't pay you a psychologist.
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Let me save his smoke holder.
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Fuck!
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You must have seen the car.
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We have to leave or he will kill us
saying they mistook us for thieves.
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She went to the kitchen.
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After a long drive he eats
always half a jar of yogurt.
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Exit through the front door.
Get in the car, start the engine,
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takes the cigarettes out of the glove compartment
and put on the CD with my special mix.
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Won't you come with me? You won't think
to argue with her, right?
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Absolutely not. She has acrylic nails
reinforced with carbon fiber.
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He'd gouge my eyes out.
I just have to do one thing first.
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Now go away!
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Accelerator, brake, clutch. Shit!
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God, it was beautiful! You know what?
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It just seems like a moment to
Thelma and Louise. Off the cliff!
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- Mom!
- Calm. I won't.
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I just did the review.
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Grandpa has been gone for a century. Think
that we should go and look for him?
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No. He'll be fine.
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You're making a little plant
on the steps or something like that.
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He said he was going for a ride.
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- It's not a bad sign when old people
are they going for a ride? - I have your dress, dad.
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Where is grandfather?
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- He's out smoking.
- Well, he's not out. Fuck!
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I told you to check it, Germaine.
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- Did he say where he was going?
- No.
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But he said something like...
see a devil at a party.
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Oh Jesus, not again.
It's like living with Nick Cave.
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It's your fault, Germaine.
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You couldn't have put anything less
existential of Rabbit Hill?
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00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:32,473
In the Penguins DVD case
by Mr Popper there was Steel Magnolias.
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The whole system is a mess.
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Grandpa is ringing!
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Where have you been, dad?
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Grampa!
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I thought you were hit by a car,
or worse, that I had returned to mother.
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I won't lie to you, Del, I was full of pain.
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I wandered onto the Warstones Highway
like a soul in pain.
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Like David Bowie did
when he went to Berlin.
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But then,
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I looked in my wallet and saw yours
beautiful photo that I always carry with me.
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And I remembered, the 5 pounds of
emergency who do I care about.
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So I bought myself some chips.
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A drop of vinegar and I was
fresh as a rose.
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I think I was just hungry, Del.
I just needed a sausage.
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I'd let you hang out with the boys, but
I think Wyatt has lice.
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- And you can't take care of those now too.
- Oh, don't worry about me, Della.
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It will be fine here under the stairs.
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- Like the wizard Potter.
- Yes.
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Voldemort will not take you,
that cow without a nose.
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You just have to hold on until the funeral
and then you can be alone.
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I'll be on my own right now, Del.
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Be careful dad, that's the gas meter.
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- What is this stench?
- Peach deodorant.
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Don't ask questions.
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The pain is so tiring, isn't it Aretha?
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What are you looking at?
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Maitlis just trashed Hunt on Newsnight,
now I think I will watch Chuka Umunna
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that crushes a few houses on Question Time.
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Aretha.
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I have that thing in my belly button again.
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They don't explain this to you in Heat Magazine.
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This evening we are in Southampton
and welcome to Question Time.
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Unlucky!
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Lee!
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Thank you for your help.
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Oh, great-grandmother Joanna,
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who knows where you are now.
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He is in a two meter coffin
underground, Germaine.
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What will we do without her?
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She was so wise.
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No it wasn't. He hoped to lose
weight by eating fish sticks.
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- I love poodles.
- The sticks, Yoko.
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You know, I've been right
bad this week.
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But then...
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I made a discovery that changed everything.
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I discovered...
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masturbation.
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No. No. No!
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Seriously! You really should
try it! It's wonderful!
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It got me through the pain!
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Every time I felt sad,
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well, you know, I was playing with myself a little.
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I also used some
objects. Not your things.
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I think I'm becoming
quite open-minded.
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Aretha!
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Aretha! You wouldn't be so angry if
only if you played with yourself too.
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Aretha!
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Masturbating takes away the pain, Aretha!
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Aretha!
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Sorry darling, I'm out of handkerchiefs.
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This is the hardest part, dad.
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All you have to do is
get really drunk at the wake.
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- And I suppose you can handle it.
- Sure, Del. He will be there.
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I'm going to recharge, behind that tomb.
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It's okay, my little one.
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From the!
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It's your mother!
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Mariah, get in the car.
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Calm. He can't get any closer.
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- This is sacred ground.
- He wants me to go there.
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The more time passes, the more susceptible he will become.
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- He hates keeping the engine idling.
- No.
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Don't go there. I'll show you the socks
and it will suck you in.
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Wait here.
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- You'll get the message.
- He's opening the window, Del.
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She only throws this way when she's furious.
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- Well, he ripped your balls off, dad.
- Looks like it's all yours now, Del.
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Your mother doesn't forgive easily.
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I know it well, dad.
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She still complains about missing the last one
episode of Dallas because she was hit by the bus.
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So what will you do with me?
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I'm yours now.
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Let's start by making you drink seven or eight
Guinness at the wake, we'll start from there.
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Mom, Mariah suits me
making your legs go numb.
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Try holding it on your bladder for nine
months, you'll wish you hadn't eaten brie.
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It's nice to have skin contact
when you're grieving.
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Animals do it.
I saw a documentary.
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Elephants sing when
their loved ones die.
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Oh, I would sing if you died.
I have already chosen the song.
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"Celebration" by Kool and the Gang.
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My skirt is all wrinkled.
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- It's difficult to be chic in a Mondeo.
- Keep your hands where I can see them, Germaine.
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No, not there!
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No! No.
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Agreed. I'll put them here, then.
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Well! You can't get pleasure from it either
sexual from your own face.
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I bet I could...
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Look at the gate, mom.
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What the fuck...?
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Have we been robbed?
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I think it's the opposite, baby.
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Your Barbra Streisand records, Grandpa!
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She got rid of the entire collection.
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- That's Shirley Bassey.
- Did grandma shit do it?
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- Grandma Shit's Revenge...
- There are some little marks around the lock.
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He wanted to break it in, but he damn
failed and dumped everything in the garden.
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Your grandmother is old school.
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She will not resist without her husband.
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You don't need vinyl anymore, you know, dad.
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It's all on Spotify now.
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I like a strong woman on one
inexhaustible platform, Del.
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Good, good, good.
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Mumm-Ra broke his nail.
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Cowabunga!
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It will be better to clean and remove
Streisand from your plants.
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Leave it, dad. You had a long
day and your balls got cut off.
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Go and rest. The kids take care of it.
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Seriously? You're an angel, Del.
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I will go and create a little space
for the divas, under my bed.
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Wyatt,
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go get some juice for
your mummy, darling.
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He'll be here for a while.
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Enjoying my garden.
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Yes?
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Mom said if you want
a Guinness while bathing.
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Yes, I think I want it.
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Cheers, little one!
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I'll be out here if you want another one.
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Fantastic.
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You can't go to the bathroom.
Grandpa is relaxing.
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Whatever you say, Wyatt.
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I'll go and relax too.
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